twoopdeck
-noun
1. A dedicated Twitter client that is only meant to be accessed when one is emptying their bowls.
“Why are you brining your phone to the washroom?”
“I must try out the new edition of Twoopdeck 2.0.”
judge organs
-noun
1. A cluster of tissues located behind the eyes responsible for forming objective opinons on unacceptable behaviour. These organs then proceed to stimulate the facial muscles to generate a frown.
“How do I mine for fish?”
“Did you seriously just ask me that question?”
“Yeah, why are you looking at me like that?”
“Judge organs are in full affect.”
beer pressure
-noun
1. The social pressure placed on an individual to conform and begin the act of ethanol related consumption.
“Pablo has passed out due to being subjected to beer pressure in Boston, Mexico.”
karma goose
-noun
1. A special breed of bird that dwells in the heart of Kitchener Waterloo. This feathered creature is known to prey upon those who commit ill deeds in order to seek out retributive justice.
“Karma goose does not forget. Karma goose does not forgive.”
trucked
-verb
1. To experience the accumulated intoxicating effects of various alcoholic beverages consumed in one swift decisive impact. This feeling is similar to that of being thrashed by a hauling vehicle.
“El Buzzo is definitely going to get trucked for the World Cup.”
“He’s going to drink to infinity and beyond.”
mancrowave
-noun
1. An oven which uses intense electromagnetic wave to forcefully prepare strips of bacon within seconds; turning frozen, precooked, or cooled bacon into a more editable and appealing form. Any nourishing susbstance not deemed manly enough by this oven will be burnt to a crisp.
“No bacon party is complete without a mancrowave.”
momspertise
-noun
1. Indubitable skill, advice or judgement that is pass down though generation from female to female. This ability is then used to spread knowledge and insight to the human mind though a parent-child relationship.
“Many mompertise passed down to children involves not going into the back of unmarked vans operated by Derrick.”
arms race
-noun
1. A sardonic duel between two bitter individuals where they take turns spitefully recalling each other’s grievous memories until one suffers a horrendous mental breakdown.
“Having an arms race with Don is the equivalent of having two samurais fight each other with seppuku. No one ever wins.”
dizangerous
-adjective
1. Describing something that induces the exponential increase in the likelihood of being maimed and jeopardizing one’s overall chance of survival.
“Alex, it’s dizangerous to keep eating owls. Don’t you know they come back as vengeful phoenixes?”
