July 2011
3 posts
twoopdeck
-noun
1. A dedicated Twitter client that is only meant to be accessed when one is emptying their bowls.
“Why are you brining your phone to the washroom?” “I must try out the new edition of Twoopdeck 2.0.”
judge organs
-noun
1. A cluster of tissues located behind the eyes responsible for forming objective opinons on unacceptable behaviour. These organs then proceed to stimulate the facial muscles to generate a frown.
“How do I mine for fish?” “Did you seriously just ask me that question?” “Yeah, why are you looking at me like that?” “Judge organs are in full...
beer pressure
-noun
1. The social pressure placed on an individual to conform and begin the act of ethanol related consumption.
“Pablo has passed out due to being subjected to beer pressure in Boston, Mexico.”
October 2010
2 posts
fictionary
-noun
1. A scholarly collection of fabricated words.
“This is a fictionary.”
karma goose
-noun
1. A special breed of bird that dwells in the heart of Kitchener Waterloo. This feathered creature is known to prey upon those who commit ill deeds in order to seek out retributive justice.
“Karma goose does not forget. Karma goose does not forgive.”
July 2010
1 post
trucked
-verb
1. To experience the accumulated intoxicating effects of various alcoholic beverages consumed in one swift decisive impact. This feeling is similar to that of being thrashed by a hauling vehicle.
“El Buzzo is definitely going to get trucked for the World Cup.” “He’s going to drink to infinity and beyond.”
June 2010
2 posts
mancrowave
-noun
1. An oven which uses intense electromagnetic wave to forcefully prepare strips of bacon within seconds; turning frozen, precooked, or cooled bacon into a more editable and appealing form. Any nourishing susbstance not deemed manly enough by this oven will be burnt to a crisp.
“No bacon party is complete without a mancrowave.”
momspertise
-noun
1. Indubitable skill, advice or judgement that is pass down though generation from female to female. This ability is then used to spread knowledge and insight to the human mind though a parent-child relationship.
“Many mompertise passed down to children involves not going into the back of unmarked vans operated by Derrick.”
May 2010
3 posts
arms race
-noun
1. A sardonic duel between two bitter individuals where they take turns spitefully recalling each other’s grievous memories until one suffers a horrendous mental breakdown.
“Having an arms race with Don is the equivalent of having two samurais fight each other with seppuku. No one ever wins.”
dizangerous
-adjective
1. Describing something that induces the exponential increase in the likelihood of being maimed and jeopardizing one’s overall chance of survival.
“Alex, it’s dizangerous to keep eating owls. Don’t you know they come back as vengeful phoenixes?”
budo
-noun
1. An elegant style of martial arts created by the most beautiful people in the world. The main objective of this combat technique is to manipulate the opponent’s center of gravity while maintaining one’s fabulous composure. Also known as beautiful judo.
“Medusa was rejected when she applied for budo lessons.”
April 2010
4 posts
pime taradox
-noun
1. A logic-defying occurrence caused by altering the space-time continuum. During such an event, realities interchange with one other in astronomical proportions to the point where it makes philosophers weep frantically.
“Dimmie and Jerrick created a pime taradox when they went back in time to beat their past selves up. Japanese Dimitri was not pleased.”
srs business
-noun
1. A lost art of the mixture of ninja’ing and blacking which involves carefully blending in with normal paying customers at the Orange store and mimicking checkout procedures. Practitioners of this art were told not to sell the products for profit.
“One of the grand masters of srs buisness, Jimmie, has abandon the art to join D-unit in search of higher enlightenment, or a...
douchalanche
-noun
1. A phenomenon that occurs when one’s intolerable inconsiderate nature creates a chain reaction which provokes others to emulate their shenanigans.
“I keep getting buried by the douchalanches caused by Thomas.”
1 tag
flopland
-noun
1. A region on earth only accessable to those who fail to follow though with planned events and gathering
“How was Clash Of The Titans?” “Don’t know, we went to flopland instead.”
March 2010
3 posts
gaybreaker
-noun
1. The sole person of the opposite sex in a gathering of people whose main function is to provide gender diversity.
“Wendy was not pleased when her role as gaybreaker was replaced.”
flacgasm
-noun
1. An occurrence where the human auditory system is stimulated by the quality of free lossless audio codec, causing the temporal lobe of the brain to send out confusing signals which results in sensations experienced at the peak of sexual excitation.
“Why is Jimmie twitching on his chair?” “Oh, he is having a flacgasm.” “I want what he’s listening...
genitalromancer
-noun
1. A mystical profession very similar to that of a necromancer; however, instead of using their supernatural powers to raise the dead, they cause the reproductive organs in people to erect.
“Who needs Viagra when you have the local genitalromancer as your neighbour?”
February 2010
5 posts
e-cuddle
-verb
1. When two people are not dating but mimics the intimate actions of partnership over the services of social networking, such as Skype. Generally deemed socially unacceptable by friends as it creates an awkward atmosphere.
“Dr. X is researching the effects of e-cuddling with his test patient, codename K.”
boomm
-adjective
1. A mental state that one can feel, generally describes the feeling of dullness or the sudden lack of luster to everything around them, but severe to the point where the feeling seems to project from one’s consciousness. Similar to depression, but not medically significant. The name is an acronym for “Bored Out of My Mind.”
“Why do you look so down?”...
sexplosion
-noun
1. Love making so intense that it leaves even the cleanest of rooms in wreckage.
“Mom, just because it is going to be Valentine’s Day this weekend, it does not mean you can have sexplosions in my room.”
human glove
-verb
1. To thrust one’s fist into another person’s lower posterior opening with such force that it integrates and assimilates with the person’s somatic nervous system. Upon completion of this maneuver, each finger will be able to manipulate each limb of that person.
“Hey look, that lady has a pretty realistic life-sized puppet of Dimitri.” “That is Dimitri....
gg noob
-verb
1. The action that one takes when the injustice of life causes one to do terribly in a children board game. The action involves putting two hands under the board and moving them in an upward motion, causing game pieces to fall off the board hence ending the game in a tie.
“Hey Austin, how was that Risk game yesterday?” “Jimmie gg noobed it.”
January 2010
1 post
shitstorm
-noun
1. An intense bombardment of a number of stressful obligations and responsibilities.
“Jimmie and Derrick had a shitstorm of studying to do when they realized one of their exams was worth over 70% of their grade.”
September 2009
4 posts
handicrapped
-adjective
1. An event containing so much disastrous disappointment that it causes people to cry out in fury.
“WHY WOULD THEY PUT WINRAR INSTALLATION FILE IN A .RAR FILE?! THIS IS SO HANDICRAPPED!”
what'ed
-verb
1. To question an illogical event in hopes of understanding it. However, chances of success are miniscule. This word is usually followed by an interrobang.
“Hey guys, I just made my PC lighter than my laptop.” “Austin what’ed?!”
holilate
-adjective
1. Describing an event when one refuses to update his/her weekly blog due to statutory holidays. ie Labour Day.
“Jimmie, shouldn’t we update our weekly blog? It’s been a week.” “It’s okay, we’ll just be holilate. They will understand.”
rocky face
-verb
1. To express an emotion when one deals with concentrated levels of undesirable feelings.
“Want to come watch Time Traveller’s Wife with just me and my and girlfriend?” “You want me to third wheel? I would rocky face if I didn’t just get Botox injected into my face.”
August 2009
7 posts
perplexia
-noun
1. A disorder where one suffers from perpetual confusion. “Has anyone really been as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?” “My friend has perplexia, please excuse him.”
pool of do want
-noun
1. A magical body of water within the bounds of York University Keele Campus featuring a copy of Killzone 2 on a small lifebuoy and attractive promiscuous girls.
“Daichi is taking swimming lessons to get into the pool of do want.”
blacked
-verb
1. The act of purposely thieving something in plain sight of the owner while completely disregarding his/her reaction.
“Why is that car thief blacking my car?!”
unfuckwithable
-adjective
1. Someone who is impervious to the everyday utter nonesense of life that can bring forth emotional and/or physical pain.
“Dio Brando is unfuckwithable when he stops time and drops a bulldozer on you.” “Wryyyyyy.”
rawrsome
-adjective
1. Something so extraordinary or overpowering as to inspire a number of strong emotions; featuring the ancient language of dinosaurs.
“My pet Tyrannosaurus Rex is simply rawrsome.”
elastical fantastical
-noun
1. An event in which one can obtain a free orange and blue backpack, followed by a high five from your peers. It is most commonly known as E.F.
“Hey, listen! I need to go buy a new bag.” “Why? Lets just just go to Elastical Fantastical instead.” “You’re right! High five.”
hornado
-noun
1. An extremely destructive funnel-shaped tropical storm made up of heavy rain and strong winds. Much like a turricane, but not quite the same thing.
“And in other news, Hornado Kamina has just destroyed the lower hemishpere the world.”
2. The name of a softball team orginated in Holland known for their notorious defeat of Team China.
“The Howling Hornadoes has just...
July 2009
5 posts
ninja'ed
-verb
1. The act of thieving something without the owner ever being aware that it is taking place.
“Who ninja’ed my life?!”
gg o'clock
-noun
1. The time of day where inevitable events, such as anal deconstruction of all forms, shall occur. This time can only be seen on Dimitri McCreath’s wrists.
“Hey Dimitri, when does the meteor crashes into Earth and extinshes all life?” “Let me see, at gg o’clock.”
anal deconstruction
-noun
1. The scientific term of the violent breakdown of the lower posterior opening of the human body, ususally due to insurmountable rape. Contains many side effects such as anal bleeding and anal cancer. See Farrah Fawcett for more details of these hazardous side-effects.
“Derrick, how was your Kinesiology exam?” “Anal deconstruction has occured.”
suprise-triple-post
-noun
1. When one forgets to update their weekly blog and then compensates by posting three time the amount of average content.
“Jimmie, we forgot to update our blog this week.” “That’s okay, we’ll just give them two words and then make up a word to describe this.” “So surpise-double-post?” “But including that word, it would be three...
gigantor
-adjective
1. Something so big that you have to make up a word to describe.
“Hey, have you seen Omar’s elbows? They are gigantor!”