hornado
-noun
1. An extremely destructive funnel-shaped tropical storm made up of heavy rain and strong winds. Much like a turricane, but not quite the same thing.
“And in other news, Hornado Kamina has just destroyed the lower hemishpere the world.”
2. The name of a softball team orginated in Holland known for their notorious defeat of Team China.
“The Howling Hornadoes has just notoriously defeated Team China in the manly game, known as softball.”