human glove
-verb
1. To thrust one’s fist into another person’s lower posterior opening with such force that it integrates and assimilates with the person’s somatic nervous system. Upon completion of this maneuver, each finger will be able to manipulate each limb of that person.
“Hey look, that lady has a pretty realistic life-sized puppet of Dimitri.”
“That is Dimitri. He forgot to tell his mom that he was staying over at Derrick’s last night and she human gloved him when he got home.”
“Truly a fate worse than anal deconstruction.”
